516's Finest

TALL UGGS:
-Around YOUR home
-IN the car to the nearest Dunkin drive threw
-UNDER the desk at your university’s library
-On an EARLY (and early only) morning trip to the bagel store (for a scooped out whole wheat everything flagel with a side of low fat veggie cream cheese, of course)

LOW UGGS:
-Fortunately, there is no acceptable place to wear these horrific boots, unless your 6 feet under or in a dumpster, of course.

Perhaps the whole “ugg” wearing obsession that our generation can’t seem to overcome is the reason why Long Islanders are most commonly put under the category of “bridge and tunnel”….so please ladies, throw these sheep skin slippers in the nearest fire place before you ruin us all.

If only the art at the MET was as interesting as the fashion is…

Minimufins Abroad

All MInimuffins go abroad duh who wouldnt wanna spend Daddys money in another country? All minimuffins go abroud in the same continents and just meet up with each other on the weekends….Paris anyone? We obviously have to come to LONG ISLAND  with the latest fashion from Europe.  

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Answer these but number 9 whats your Chanukah list

MINIMUFFIN OF THE WEEK! Each week we are going to highlight a fab gawgeous little nug! This week we have University of Hartford Junior:

Samantha Amiel

Trapped on a desert island and you have only one accessory, what is it?

IPad

Is there a pair of shoes worth giving up your firstborn child for?

DAFFODILE 160MM Christian Louboutins. 

You get one snack in life. What is it?

Ben and Jerry’s Cinnamon Buns.

Describe your style in three words.

Trendy, Original, Classy..

What’s the worst thing a girlfriend ever did to you and vice versa?

All girls are spiteful.

MINIMUFFIN OF THE WEEK! Each week we are going to highlight a fab gawgeous little nug! This week we have University of Central Florida freshman:

Paige Masef

Trapped on a desert island and you have only one accessory, what is it?

IPhone

Is there a pair of shoes worth giving up your firstborn child for?

Christian Louboutins. I would use the heel to cut off the baby’s umbilical cord!

You get one snack in life. What is it?

Chex Mix. This way I’m not limited to one food group…it has pretzels,Chex and bread stix!

Describe your style in three words.

Trendy,funky,vintage.

What’s the worst thing a girlfriend ever did to you and vice versa?

I never did anything harmful but I love playing little pranks on my ladies.

Welcome to our first blog, our gawgeous little nugs!

In case you haven’t met one of us before, here’s a few things to know before we get started:

Minimuffin: (noun) People might call us JAPs but that’s SO 80’s and soooo not PC! We are smart girls that just wanna have fun!

We hail from Long Island, where, aside from taking the boat out to get wasted on a hot summer day, there isn’t much else to do. Driving around town, dropping daddy’s credit card everywhere from Tiffany’s to Barney’s at Miracle Mile with lunch breaks at Kitchen Cabaret and dessert at Pinkberry can only help surge the economy - so everyone wins!  And let’s not forget the tanning, mani/pedis 24/7 and….GO SMILE teeth whitening as we drink our double XX Iced Coffee!

Some may say we are vertically challenged, as 5’2’ is about as tall as we get, (something in the LI water maybe?) But we loveee doing our hair (jet black, blown out, flat ironed, shined and glossed to perfection…BioSilk anyone? We aspire to look the same ALWAYS! (boyfriends call us interchangeable sometimes) We die for our Bobbi Brown and Chanel Bronzer and DO NOT LEAVE HOME without our NARS Turkish Delight Lip Gloss.

People who aren’t from Long Island don’t understand our accents…it’s tawk, not talk. Get it right people.

Standard street attire includes:

• BB Dakota Faux Fur, Shinny leggings and combat leather boots; cheetah flats when our feet hurt.
• Diamond-encrusted Michelle and Michael Kors watches; Michelle on odd days, Michael on even.
• The latest iPhone; Pre-ordered through daddy’s college buddy who runs the factory.
• An exclusive designer handbag; We are favoring Chanel, Louis (as in Vuitton) and Rebecca Minkoff these days.
• Black Mercedes SUV or BMW with more than enough room for our fellow MM’s.

The MM cycle of life includes:

• Born at Long Island Jewish Hospital (private reserved room, obvi)
• Age: 7-13 Summers at Sleep Away Camp including Indian Head, Wayne, Timberlake, Timberlake West, Tyler Hill
• Age: 13 BEST BAT MITZVAH SEASON EVAH!
• Age:14-18 Sweet 16’s, SAT’s, Bahamas Spring Break and Teen Tours
• Age:18-22 College at UPenn, Michigan, Wisconsin, Indiana, Buffalo, Maryland, Syracuse, Rhode Island, Hofstra, UofCentral Florida
• Age: 22-26 Murray Hill high-rise in the center of Manhattan to find stockbroker/laywer/doctor husbands at bars like Joshua Tree!
• Age: 26-29 Move back to Long Island and start the cycle gain for a new generation.
• Age: 30+ Real Housewifes of Long Island! YAY!!!!

Here are some MM Terms YOU MUST KNOW:

Does It Look Like I Give A F**k (DILLIGAF): I don’t care! 

Get It In Bitch (GIIB): I recommend having sexual relations with a boy.

Get A Room Bitch (GARB): Too much PDA.

Fear Of Missing Out (FOMO): Anxiety related to missed opportunities.

Get At Me (GAM): I have interest in a boy.

What Are You Wearing (WRUW): Outfit tonight?

Get It Honnay: Amazingggg.

Fro yo (frozen yogurt):  This is a basic food group.

Sushi: Also a basic food group.

Long hair, don’t care: Over it.

Welcome to our world…GET IT HONNAYYYYYY!

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