516's Finest

The shoe plague of Merrick…normal?

Chop sticks for retards? YES.

Green is Glam

Nothing better than arriving home to a John moores coffee and a town bagel salad. Helllllllllo Merrick

Onlyyy my friends would spoil me with sex toys for the big 19

….wooooooops

The most infamous nug of UCF is one face of Demi Moore or whaaat?

…for those lost souls who remain clueless on the definition of “one face” can check out our glossary at the bottom on this page.

Brunch at The Smith is the ultimate cure to a rainy day

…but we definitely have a major issue when a grown ass woman is wearing the same gold sequin uggs as a fucking toddler

Okay fine, we accept toddler low ugg wearing…